ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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