WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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