I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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