Can Purell be used as lube?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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