return my video game
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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