Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
home. puking in laundry basket.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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