im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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