White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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