About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
