Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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