you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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