so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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