I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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