I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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