i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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