hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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