I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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