He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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