how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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