I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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