Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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