I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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