okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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