How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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