once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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