Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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