so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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