the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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