You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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