I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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