just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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