TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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