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This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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