I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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