The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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