**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
