Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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