I hate your face
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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