He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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