Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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