The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Randomize
