she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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