he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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