can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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