you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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