How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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