Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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