Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
organizing the empties. That sober.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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