we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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