none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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