the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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