You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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