So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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