If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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