Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so explain again why im purple
no
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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