You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Are we still banned from the library?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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