He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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